Over 99697

Not Demotivational Poster

HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.

TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5

NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?

TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Togekiss

blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am
Get THE Chain For The Bed

THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.

TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by jalford

sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!

TAGS: holy crap not another internet meme
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm
If you can't do a "Soviet Russia" poster to this quality, please don't try.
Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:04 am
Perfect reversal
LogicDude - July 20, 2009, 8:44 am
I've tried to get away from overused memes but this one just screamed out "Da!"...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:15 pm
GTFO! You managed to make an "in soviet russia" poster that kills! LD... what can I say? Excellent!!!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm
5 Poodler LD
Woody - July 18, 2009, 3:43 pm
Ok.... you got me, why in the hell are you putting this **** on here??

MARRIED LIFE - I don't know about you, but I'm tearin' up a little

TAGS: another inspirational story
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:16 pm
*cries in joy* *sniffle* why cant i find a woman like that :( Wingman , u are lucky , sir. . . i salute u
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:39 pm
I agree - a classic 5L Of course there are worse fates in this world than a lifetime of boinking a gorgeous blonde like the guy in the ph**o!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 7:47 pm

destined to be a classic 5L
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
I love my Poochie Poo! Honey, beer me! OUCH!
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:37 pm
Airman, FTW!!!! 5L+


TAGS: not for everyone humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:48 pm
Hahaha! Love it!
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:26 pm

Oh, LAWLZ! Thanks
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:25 pm
the name is a nice cherry on this H5GE cake :)


TAGS: earned not given man card
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:30 pm
While I was at work; two neighborhood thugs tried to hassle my mother for money. When I came home she tolled me what the had done. I got my gun and tolled them where to get off and what would happen if the didn't. The never bothered her. Man points +100.
Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 6:39 am
I am going to print that and cut out the card 5L
Airman - July 6, 2011, 11:01 am
you're right Derek.. 6 is about it. I posted it because I thought the list was pretty dumb, and I meant to make a comment about that, but I ended up forgetting about it. Bomb away 440.. that list deserves it.. except, I did always want to be a. lumberjack
rubys - July 5, 2011, 11:15 pm
This an amazing blog post dude. You made some good points there. Thank you so much for sharing it. Kudos! I also wanna share this christmas lights article that we have.
Derek - July 5, 2011, 10:02 pm
Ugh, 6/15 maybe. Any "15/15" men left out there? Anywhere?
440wakeup - July 5, 2011, 10:00 pm
I'm not gonns bomb this but these make you a hill-billy not a man. where is quote godfellas at the appropriate time. When I was 15 I bet 2janitors I could carry a refrigerator up 3 flights of stares faster than the two of them could carry one fdridge up

IRONY - It's a blast.

THERE IS ALWAYS - Someone better than you

TAGS: you re not the best troll
Rating: 4.84/5

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motifayk - July 1, 2012, 5:44 am
IMH trOllpinion - The best troll ever has been the myth that we only use 10%-15% of our brains... Maybe trolls manage to make people use only that much.
CaptainDingDong - April 1, 2012, 4:57 pm
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:00 pm
At the seaside villa he is in ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:59 pm
Agreed... such a shame that I don't live in England XD would've tried that as well
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 11:37 am
Yeah, when I first read that story, I said ‘d***!’
caveman - March 24, 2012, 10:03 am
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:20 am
Agreed... although most trolls are a bit immature and thinks that if they just say nasty things that are off topic that they are good...
jig - March 24, 2012, 8:14 am
The greatest internet myth ever. Making thousands of people believe it ...THAT's trolling.


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!

SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!

TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk b***erfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

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bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am
Ha, very amusing. I like it!

WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.

TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

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turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.

READ TWILIGHT I WILL NOT - Rip my own eyes out much I would rather.

TAGS: yoda read twilight will not
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Budog

Woodywood03c - April 14, 2012, 9:58 pm
Heartbreakdrake - February 29, 2012, 6:08 am
Very funny I like good job

SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...


TAGS: he s not kidding around
Rating: 4.72/5

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mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 4:10 am
This ..... is going in my office displayed so people have to read it before talking to me XD
FatherTyme - June 30, 2011, 8:27 pm
GOOD LAWD!!! I wish I could give this 10 RAWRING BLODD THIRSTY SALIVATING LIONS!!! I work as an IT sheep and we've been all but muzzled from saying the above. Thank you Air, thank you for for speaking on behalf of us all *begins to sob uncontrollably*
phydeaux - April 24, 2010, 1:46 am
5 Gb/s for Airman! Epic AMSOME! I can NOT begin to tell you how true this is! As the Senior Systems Administrator (unix/linux) at a good sized DoD (USN) Facility, this hits a perfect bullseye. Made an instant fav, and will be printed and on my wall!!!

NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...

TAGS: headphones farts does not silence
Rating: 4.56/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:20 am
Especially at a bust stop sister move down wind


TAGS: sarcasm another service i offer
Rating: 4.98/5

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ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:59 am
Is electric shock acceptable?
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:22 am
cool...let's break the law...lol
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 6:54 am
LOL This is great!

Sleeping Beauty -

TAGS: movie not rated cosby sleeping
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - July 12, 2015, 11:10 pm
Never fails, Ism manages to pop back in with a 5L'er everytime.
Cannabal - July 12, 2015, 1:16 am
You, you are just a horrible per5on. For that, I admire you.
concern3 - July 12, 2015, 12:56 am
Scary true a 5er
GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:47 pm
Beard baby, where ye been?

DEATH BAKERY - Cake unites even mortal enemies.

KLUTZES - We all know one

BODYSTAIRS - When facepalm is not enough.


TAGS: nothing is lost
Rating: 4.96/5

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GaryO - February 22, 2013, 10:28 am
this...is....good, 5L
MuddySoapfish - February 21, 2013, 9:36 pm
Thank you
mariand - February 21, 2013, 7:44 pm
well done...


TAGS: swine glass houses on notice
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - August 13, 2012, 11:13 pm
Thanks guys.
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 5:57 pm
Airman - August 13, 2012, 4:16 pm

SGT. SCHULTZ - knows nothing

TAGS: sgt shultz knowing nothing
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

sureok - September 7, 2012, 10:58 am
ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:06 am
John Banner, he died too soon. And many of his family died even sooner in the concentration camps.


TAGS: confusion dismay anger nothing
Rating: 4.23/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 16, 2013, 5:59 pm
Thanks Space...
spacedog - February 16, 2013, 5:54 pm
Boom. 5L Right on the money Kai.

INBREEDING - What happens when your gene pool is the size of a parking lot puddle.

Life lesson -

TAGS: stone heart cannot break mariand
Rating: 4.86/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:09 am
mariand has spoken!
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:37 am
She's dyslexic! The coach told her to whop the other end!
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 10:44 pm
oh yeah
GaryO - October 22, 2014, 10:09 pm

Books -

STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.

TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
and I wonder why?

WARNING TO ALL WOMEN - Don't date morons.

TAGS: fool dating stupid funny notes
Rating: 4.5/5

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livegrape - September 4, 2011, 9:50 pm
how does this relate to le5bo's?
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:06 pm
don't forget, women can be le5bo!


TAGS: gangsters businessmen not the thug life
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Produceman117 - March 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
Nicely done, Sickartist. 5Ls.
TED - March 19, 2010, 2:46 pm
ACTUALLY those are actors that played gangsters - pretty much wimps ALL.
thatonechick - March 19, 2010, 11:24 am
They may be gangsters, but I happen to be gangsta. Yo.
Woodywood03a - March 19, 2010, 1:45 am
Dude 4515 - March 19, 2010, 1:41 am
Deniro's such a gangster, he's TWO gangsters!
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 1:43 pm
What? BLASPHEMY!! Lower left corner isn't an actor...p.s. 5L

REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind


TAGS: whining will not solve anything
Rating: 4.71/5

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motifayk - February 9, 2013, 8:47 am
Yeah... Gigantic... because I am minute...
Reality Lord - February 9, 2013, 6:48 am


GOT YER NOSE! - I loved playing that game... ahhhhh such sweet childhood memories!

TAGS: uncle croc another bad touch
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:46 pm
This is definitely the funniest one I've seen here.
uberduper - April 10, 2013, 8:24 pm
life ain't a fairy tale for us all
ICEMAN - November 8, 2010, 11:40 pm
Awwwwww, shiit. I missed Moooooooooooo. (sob)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:30 pm
Ciao, dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:24 pm
None. Off to work. Later Yo.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:12 pm
How many of our conversations here make sense?
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
At best, you're gonna end up with a lower back tattoo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
Yay! It's back.....Now this whole conversation makes no sense....thanks Mr.M.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
That was the jar on the front porch... not the one in the garage!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:10 pm
But you said it was OK and we could give each other back rubs after.....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
You have to stop drinking everything you find in a mason jar.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
The hell?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:06 pm
No...I just lent it to a friend.......Introducing!!! Timmy The approval Mod!
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:04 pm
Did you lose your badge again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
Ahhhhhhh I've been demoted. I knew I shouldn't have approved that Anime poster....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:53 pm
I was counting one of yours... but you're right, that's ridiculous.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 10:52 pm
I wouldn't go that far.......Maybe 5.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:33 pm
Keep on looking... we have 6 or 7 more great ones here.
bigpicture - November 8, 2010, 10:30 pm
there needs to be more "nostalgic caption, horrific picture" type motifakes, when the connection between the picture and caption is solid, they inspire a "LOL, WUT" reaction that makes them funny... still, this is one of the best motifakes i have seen
CANADA - November 4, 2010, 12:13 pm
LogicDude - November 3, 2010, 5:21 pm
That's what happens when you stick your nose where it doesn't belong!
matt28 - November 2, 2010, 11:05 pm
Take that you d*** mammal! Hail reptiles! 5L
Derek - November 2, 2010, 9:44 pm
This is something baby elephant will never forget.
fred - November 2, 2010, 7:40 pm
Mama elephant in 1,2,...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:33 pm
ROR! I love it

NERF WARS - You say it's childish. You say I should grow up. You say they're children's toys. I say pass the ammunition.

TAGS: nerf war ammuntion pass nothing
Rating: 4.38/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:18 pm
Nerf Wars are childish, but live ammunition wars are mature. Said no one with a brain, ever.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - ...bull ride YOU!

YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - Until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

TAGS: youre not drunk until grab
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

holymoly - April 9, 2012, 12:19 pm
My buddy sestroyed the bushes out front of my place trying this. Lold
GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:19 am
Yeah, that’s w-a-a-a-y past trying to get your tongue to cooperate with the intelligent conversation you’re having with the urinal
mariand - April 9, 2012, 6:50 am
lol... dude, I don' know what are you talking about.

ATTENTION! - If all else fails Lower your standards


TAGS: yoda grammar care does not
Rating: 4.26/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 19, 2015, 4:49 pm
After eight hundred ninety five year of fighting evil and injustice he can talk how the hell ever he wants.

I AM NOT CRAZY - I am psychotic, there is a difference !

TAGS: not crazy i am psych**ic
Rating: 4.9/5

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TheLeprechaun - September 1, 2011, 6:12 pm
This is exactly what my ex-fiancee said to me.

CRAZY MOMS - You better make sure their happy or you could find yourself making friends with a rolling pin.

TAGS: insane crazy nothappy
Rating: 4.14/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:52 pm
Momma not happy with your English.

ALL OF THE OTHER REINDEER - USED to laugh and call him names

TAGS: rudolph death note
Rating: 3.72/5

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Krissie - December 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
lightquake - December 16, 2009, 4:16 pm

A MAN - Can Not Cook To Save His Life, But He Can Sure As Hell Improvise For The One Who Should

TAGS: man can improvise not cook
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:37 pm
Women are the ones that can't cook. Who buys cook books? Women. Who watches Food Network? Women. Men can read a recipe and then just eyeball it and it comes out perfect.
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 10:48 am
"EPIC-Facepalm: thanks for the clarification though
caveman - August 9, 2011, 10:39 am
ditto means he agrees with what was said
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:20 am
ditto?? please explain (sorry, new to the terminology)
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 7:02 pm

M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 10:42 am
Thanks :)
THEBRAT - August 7, 2011, 10:27 am
That's a 5 in my book...Nice :)

BOOGER REMOVAL - Franchises Now Available

TAGS: booger removal franchise snot fingernails ugly
Rating: 1.95/5

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NymRod - July 19, 2012, 7:40 pm
yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 18, 2009, 4:39 am
I don't know if you noticed, but she's got quite a rack on her.


TAGS: progress not
Rating: 4.58/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 31, 2012, 11:19 pm
Kind of like how, in an earlier era, Wine Women And Song became Beer, The Ol' Lady, and TV.


TAGS: hair pulling day nothing says i love you like a swift kick to the groin
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 9:44 pm
I showed Aut, Grey. She liked it
rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:55 pm

GreyScorpion - December 6, 2010, 8:53 pm
hey autumn, here's what bucktooth" Becky looked like before she blossomed
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:50 am
A fleeting moment of inspiration
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:49 am
No, because remember? She made 89901 which was a copy of 89883 which then spawned 89935 and 89937.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:46 am
guess she was a 1 and done :)
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:31 am
Heh heh... Whatever happened to Miss Plagiari-Pants?
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 9:06 am
Hey Karen... If you're going to plagiarize, make sure the poster you're ripping off hasn't spent a week in the top 5.
Treehodger - February 5, 2010, 10:44 pm
Lol! A family friend of ours spanked his kid today, who is seven. The kid, crying, said that he is a p***ert for touching his b***. So he got spanked again. XD I felt the story fit with the poster. 5L.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:30 pm
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:17 am
5 tuck and cover poodles for you GS
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 10:42 pm
Amsome! 5L for the perfect look on her face...
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
Love scars
rerun - February 4, 2010, 8:31 pm

love hurts
ronsart - February 4, 2010, 8:23 pm
Super Job Grey! 5 Lion Kicks for u!...lol

N.O.T.H.I.N.G - A perfect gift For the one who has everything.

I AM NOT SAYING YOU'RE STUPID - I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking .

TAGS: not saying youre stupid thinking
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Budog

jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:20 am
epic face palm

JOSEF FRITZL - An animal. A monster. A DIY hero.

TAGS: he built that dungeon without his wife noticing
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:29 am
I loved him in Space Cowboys!!!


TAGS: thats not real wrastling
Rating: 4.8/5

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Thunderstrike - September 8, 2012, 9:30 pm
You know, that kid does sort of look like Harley Race.
Feasibly - May 23, 2011, 7:52 pm
lol...5 full nelson's!

HEY - Wanna make out?

GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.

TAGS: great mothers no its not her fault i am afraid of cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

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Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:51 pm
Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!

WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF - Not a damn thing !

TAGS: woman guns not afraid anything
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:32 pm
don't know what you're talking about she's holding that weapon perfectly
Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Dat Carbine owo
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:34 pm
HAH. That is 5.56 NATO and AR, comrade. Compared to 7.62X54R and Mosin-Nagant, it has recoil like mouse fart.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 10:18 pm
I guess after busting my eye socket on an old PU Scope I play it safe.
tomyironmane - May 3, 2013, 5:46 pm
one inch from the scope only applies to the AN/PVQ-31, most civilian scopes are longer, and red dot sights (like the one she has mounted) have no set eye relief. Also a solid stock weld like she has makes targeting faster, easier, and more accurate.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
She should be scared of resting her face on the rifle like that. You should always keep your head one inches from the scope and face one inch from the b***.
boston - July 24, 2012, 2:17 pm
My kind of woman..Not afraid to bust a cap in yo azz
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:22 pm

REACHING YOUR GOALS - Take pride in the fact that you've accomplished something. Even if that something is nothing.

TAGS: goals patrick spongebob nothing
Rating: 4.1/5

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Sonson - February 15, 2010, 6:58 am
Looks like my day

L: WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE - I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

TAGS: l death note anime manga kira light yagami misa near mello
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by lawiett

tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:14 am
so true! L power!


TAGS: some do not see it
Rating: 4.75/5

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dy2012 - May 25, 2012, 3:44 pm
nice... real beauty shines in total darkness
rerun - May 25, 2012, 2:52 pm

Not much, science has proven that they are nearsighted so we are just a blur, and who are we to doubt science?
lgvernon - May 24, 2012, 11:38 pm

Thanks spacedog and rerun! I just wonder what THEY see when they see us.
rerun - May 24, 2012, 8:58 pm

very nice, you have a lot of great stuff that would be great at motitwist as well.
spacedog - May 24, 2012, 5:40 pm
Nice way to 5ee things. Amazing pic.


TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by steph1

fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm
I f***ing did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal

FACIAL HAIR - It makes (or breaks) the man. Where are you on the chart?

TAGS: at least im not lower than hitler
Rating: 4.62/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 4:08 pm
Wow... If this poster holds truth then shockingly I am third from most trustworthy facial hair types you get... 5 Razors to you!
ICEMAN - April 29, 2010, 6:18 pm
Looks like I'm a combination of the 'handlebar' & the 'chin tuft' with a little bit of the 'wolverine' thrown in.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:45 pm
As a matter of fact it's hard to tell what if any facial hair anyone on here has...I don't even have the same stash that my avatar has...much to my dissapointment.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:41 pm
Just growing a stash to go with it gets you almost to the top! And if I knew you had a goat MWLF, I would have named it after you, but I didn't know.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 29, 2010, 4:37 pm
As a goateed individual, I take umbrage at the arrangement of these facial hair types. I especially don't like being lumped in with Jesse James.
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:03 pm
@ usaf1995, It was a good natured ribbing to one of our resident scary clowns. Besides, the clown hair and nose wouldn't have looked as good if it were green or even orange.
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:25 pm
ummm why is "the hitler" above "scary clown"? still i give 5 lions nice one
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:36 am
I'm very trustworthy. I'm a webmaster, you can definitely trust me.
ICEMAN - April 26, 2010, 6:19 pm
5 thin wispy ones Jake, nice.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm
WOW!!! Im just glad you made it thru and didn't O.D on a protein overdose.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm
LOL! Sorry to hear that Matt. Well, you know what they say, easy come easy go.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:49 pm
No, she wouldn't let me skip it. Worst 3 weeks of my life. Made lots of friends tho...
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:42 pm
And yes, Culinary School would be magic! Not sure if the wife will let me go though.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:41 pm
So Matt, your wife won't let you go to ***w j** School?
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:40 pm
ROR!! Yea i got slapped when i brought up the stripper pole aerobics class the offer at the local community college but hit a home run with the culinary school.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:31 pm
Genius!!! You're my hero FP. And the best part is, I'd bet she WANTED to go. So there wasn't that awkward conversation like I had about ***w j** school.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:23 pm
Well just do what im doing and send your ol lady to culinary school! It is worth every penny!!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:11 pm
at least you get bitter almonds Jake. I've got to fish out my own toaster leavin's
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:59 pm
OK, OK , so you don't like Moobie, sorry, I was just tryin' it out. I can make a pretty mean sammich myself, I never really trust my wife enough to be alone in the kitchen, all her cooking tastes like bitter almonds.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:57 pm
ROR! Nice, must have been the other Mooooooooooooooooooo with only 18 o's then. Itsa common mistake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:48 pm
You obviously don't know my mom....are you last in line? (I hate that b****)
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:43 pm
Not grounds for divorce... i mean whenever your mom leaves me she always packs the fridge with good eats. Maybe she should pass some lessons onto the misses?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:42 pm
Moobie?....you wanna go?......I'll eat your kids too......."I love children, but I can never eat a whole one"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
No....is that grounds for divorce?
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
No worries Moobie, I didn't know the situation, I'd be cranky too! No Sammiches! The Horror!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:37 pm
Thats terrible, she didnt make you a whole bunch of stuff and label it in the fridge with the appropriate microwave times?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:35 pm
er.... sorry? Mrs.moooooooooo is out of town and no one is making me sammiches.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:33 pm
klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:32 pm
Hmmmm, do I need to add a category under Scary Clown for a "Sober Mooooo"? He's cranky!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:30 pm
Lets not talk about eating my kiddos Moooooooooooooooooooo. There is plenty of more Jameson's at the store.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:27 pm
You're dead to me....I will eat your children.....Pass the h** sauce.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
I will give it back but it wont have whiskey in it anymore, it might have gas and a flaming towel hanging out of it. Moltov ****tails are always a good party favor, anyways the bottle is empty so unless you collect them i see you needing no use for it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:18 pm
That's my whiskey....give it back!!!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
Bad a$$ pic courtesy of FattMatt!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:15 pm
WTF is up with that avatar face?.....It's making me thirsty..
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
That was only once and i didn't know... it was a bit gamey anyways, wouldn't try it again. Like a fine wine a person has to be aged properly before eating. Also a good blend of spices or a homeade dry rub is always good.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:03 pm
Well, Face, there is the whole eating children thing...
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 3:59 pm
Aww come on, really Jake. This hurts... no not really at all. Im not sure if its a compliment or an insult to be rated lower that Hitler? J/k! Good poster sir!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 3:23 pm
Nice edit! haha. But I do not appear on this list, so I am only giving it 4.99L, and then rounding it up to the nearest lion.
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 3:18 pm
5 unsavory disasters for you!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 3:15 pm
HAHAHA! I always had doubts about faceplant... you can't deny it if it's on a graph.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 3:10 pm
OK, so it's a day early.


TAGS: alone arithmatic love everything nothing
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

rondollins1 - October 15, 2011, 1:25 am
very well put.
mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:08 am

D'OH -

TAGS: fox osama not obama
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 12:27 pm
WTH dude, cant you afford an HDTV?
tellitlikeitis - May 2, 2011, 10:42 pm
Ouch for Fox News... good eye.
taxiinthesky - May 2, 2011, 8:39 pm
GySgt1811 - May 2, 2011, 8:36 pm
I just realized; my reaction to the news of UBL's death has lasted over 4 hours. Should I call my doctor?
Airman - May 2, 2011, 6:38 pm
good ole Fox

SMOKING - Smoking doesn't kill... People starved of nicotine do

THE PERFECT STORM - has arrived

TAGS: pies and clowns not a good combo
Rating: 4.07/5

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Airman - February 3, 2010, 6:19 pm
I thinks the large rack threw you off. Thx Sean
Sean - February 3, 2010, 4:49 pm
I had this pic on my computer for over a year and I couldn't think of a worthy poster. But you have, Airman. Nice touch.
GreyScorpion - February 1, 2010, 7:17 pm
Oh this is gonna be good!! 5 pie fights


TAGS: wisdom starwars nothing to lose challenge
Rating: 4.86/5

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Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
Thanks Man, And Your Latest Batch Of Posters Were Truly De-motivational, It's nice to see the noob bunch doing well :D
crankyhead - October 10, 2010, 3:53 pm
Awesome use of the picture Hammy. Easy 5 =)
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:55 am

so true hammy.....so true. 5L...again

HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it

TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


TAGS: bookmark not included
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 12:59 pm
It's actually simple to figure out; uuuuuuuh....
CloudchaserS - September 29, 2012, 12:02 am
Some say that men are from Mars. Not true. There is no beer, p*** or sports on Mars, so men can't be from there.
maoworks2 - September 28, 2012, 2:56 pm
That's A Good One And True !
GaryO - September 28, 2012, 2:20 pm
Heh heh, I got that very book and passed it on A great read, I might add.
ughomer - September 28, 2012, 1:40 pm
Thanks, Mariand!!
mariand - September 28, 2012, 1:35 pm
nice one... watch out these days... I "cook" something on this subject...hehehe

Momma was right! -

WILL YOU MARRY ME MARCY? - I can't afford a ring right now. Will this flower and butterfly be okay?

DAY BY DAY - Nothing Changes... But When You look Back Everything is Different

SIMPLICITY - The Ultimate Sophistication ... Though Not Always Correct ...

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED - That Monday's just seem to strangle the life out of you ?

CAN NOT HAZ CHEESEBURGER - No, you can not haz, for all yer cheeseburger are berong to me!

TAGS: cheeseburger cannot haz
Rating: 2.48/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:01 am
Yeah, this is what happens when the cheap Mexican lolcat you got turns out to be a cheaper Chinese lolcat, with hamburger feet, no less.
Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 7:39 pm
I feel like I'm living a lie. I thought the taco bell dog was supposed to be Mexican, not Chinese =0

CATS - Probably Not A Great First Line Of Defense

LOVE - Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

TAGS: in honor of all of our troops gone but not forgotten
Rating: 3.61/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:46 am
Except there's nothing altruistic about being a soldier. You're just a hired hit man for the state. Your job is just to kill the other country's soldiers. And if you die in the process, that doesn't mean you did it in some sort of heroic act.
Starmon - November 7, 2010, 11:51 pm
The Ultimate act of altruism! Thank you from the family that is your country.
Bill - October 20, 2009, 5:11 pm
5 Lions to you, go soldiers, marines, and airforce
Todd Snyder - September 7, 2009, 11:57 pm
Amen - 5 lions for you.
RON - August 6, 2009, 12:46 pm
great find in pic...makes all vets wish thats the way we should go out...but alas, lucky if we get cassette of ***s and 1 vet with flag to give away. But, should be like your poster! Great JoB!

LAND OF ENTITLEMENT - Say goodbye to "Big Brother" cause now the government's your Mother!

TAGS: politics obama congress hope change not really
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by WTFO

TED - March 19, 2010, 1:29 am
You think it high now, WAIT until it FREE!!
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:23 pm
Big V gets 5 lions for the obscure rock band reference. Well done, sir.
Big V - October 28, 2009, 8:37 am
Nice Scatterbrain reference there... I enjoyed it quite a bit.... and you Can mix funny and political.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:41 am
Already have. I don't discount your wit and brains by any means. Aside from periods of expression in the past, I prefer to never mix happy with politics and religion... both are guaranteed to ruin it.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:39 am
Not taken as an attack, bud. May I recommend reviewing my none political stuff (there are a few mixed in) and then hitting the politics when the mood strikes ya? Take care.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:34 am
Sorry, WTFO -- Not a personal attack... this just happened to be there when the mood hit. I get tired of the broken record that many are putting out. This is a fun place. Nobody's fault that I get my entertainment here.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:26 am
thought this cartoon was funny and motifake is where I vent. It's kinda my political soap box (as another of my posters points out).
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:24 am
I looked at the site out of respect for my VP. No pictures though. I agree that there are good and bad points to every POTUS. For example, I'm glad the Pres is keeping the wire ***ping, blocked the release of those abuse ph**os, kept rendition, etc. I
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:19 am
Enough already. If anything, I'm more to the right than you are on many issues, but there's never been an administration that didn't have good and bad points. This bashing is tiresome. Why motifake? Why not try directory.etalkinghead.com?

SPIDERCOW - Not as cool as spiderpig... But way cooler than spiderman

TAGS: not as cool as spiderpig
Rating: 4/5

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Bones9 - May 11, 2010, 9:37 pm
Seen this one irl, theres a heap of other cows painted up as well
Claire - May 11, 2010, 8:57 pm
I can see Moooooooooooooo had a little too much fun with the spandex.
Chef - May 11, 2010, 6:12 pm
Spiderbull? Ouch... gonna make the running of the bulls pretty interesting...
pieman - May 11, 2010, 4:46 pm
I think this is Spiderbull. I think he has blue balls too. I sure as hell don't want to get hit by that white sticky web.


TAGS: life time human nature joke stripe family not mine post
Rating: 3.93/5

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DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:17 am
and by mist i mean must
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:16 am
5Lion poster, but Timmy=1L. I hate to see good posters pay, but its the way it mist be.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 4:51 pm
Excellent 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:09 am
Great! 5L!!
Sean - October 15, 2009, 11:14 pm
Hilarious. Well done.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2009, 3:21 am
That is awesome! 5 from me.
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:47 pm
Brilliant :})

A D D -


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
solid rerun

404: JOKE NOT FOUND - Plagued by doubt of clicking submit or not But no amount of chin-kneading while holding your Moti at a peculiar angle will get the much sought after 5L's. Blame it on the Timmies

CHRIS HANSEN - he will get you one way or another

TAGS: he will get you one way or another
Rating: 3.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 28, 2014, 1:50 pm

365 FOOLS -

WOMEN - They are meant to be loved, not understood.

TAGS: women meant loved not understood
Rating: 4.74/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:18 pm
could have gone with another word too, but they don't take it here anym5re
mariand - January 28, 2012, 5:53 am
dude, you did it this time... 5 lol


TAGS: not so idle threats
Rating: 4.74/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2012, 3:14 pm
you misspelled "amsome"
GaryO - June 14, 2012, 8:15 am
Dang Air, your awesomeness just keeps getting more awesome, and that’s awesome.


TAGS: old 60s infomercial not a real brand
Rating: 4.71/5

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Faradio - January 2, 2012, 3:24 pm
Guys, not every question is made to be answered. Specially those in posters. :)
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 5:03 am
Quality is important up to a point. I don't need the worlds greatest spoon, I need a spoon that will hold food. I can stay at the Burj Al Arab in Dubai and pay 28k a nite or the Holiday Inn and afford it without taking out a loan.
CloudchaserS - December 20, 2011, 12:14 am
It's because we have an economy structured in a way that companies are forced to compete on who can make the most profit instead of who can make the highest quality product.

MISOGYNY - Man haters aren't taking it anymore

IDEOLOGY - "He that lives upon hope will die fasting." --Benjamin Franklin

TAGS: politics obama congress hope change not really
Rating: 3.47/5

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Current Resident - September 5, 2009, 9:29 pm
Good one! Pour hope in one hand and bull**** in the other and see which one fills up ...5L
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 7:42 pm
Don't all politifakers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 7:37 pm
You put a lot of thought into this one. Eh, WTFO?
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:34 pm
Please tell me you have a headache, f.s.?
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 5:54 pm
hes a communist. there is no hope and his plan of action is equivalent to beating your head with a hammer until the head ache goes away.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 10:42 pm
No argument with that, statement D. However, hope only gets you so far without a helpful plan of action.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 9:12 pm
He without hope is lost.

COMPARISONS - My love life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari.

TAGS: representation love havenots
Rating: 4.71/5

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ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:23 pm
A red, red rose Ferrari.
MissPriss - September 10, 2012, 10:22 pm
Sonny & Cher...you got me babe...haha. Thanks for the vote.
M0rd3kaI - September 10, 2012, 5:20 pm
Sounds All too familiar... 5L

FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.

TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half a** this one but that still puts me half an a** ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L

HYPNO-KITTY - Whatever you do don't look directly at... ...argh!... ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-KITTY!

TAGS: hypnotoad cat kitty futurama
Rating: 2.95/5

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Ivellios - September 5, 2009, 12:03 am


TAGS: spc jonathan pilgeram not forgotten
Rating: 4.8/5

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GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 7:47 pm
Hang in there, Haarak.
Krissie - May 30, 2011, 5:27 pm
*wipes some tears*....5 lions
Hawamleh - May 30, 2011, 9:02 am
5 lions.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2011, 3:17 am
Thanks, guys. I'm still having a hard time with this. He was just a great kid.
Feasibly - May 29, 2011, 9:42 pm
Nice indeed, Haar. 5L
Greeny - May 29, 2011, 9:25 pm
fatelvis - May 29, 2011, 6:26 pm
5 salute5

THE WORLD TODAY - In this economy more and more people are opting not to get married I’d like to think that the economy has nothing to do with it. Rather, men are just getting smarter.


TAGS: maybe not good advertising wytch
Rating: 4.07/5

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Cyberhagen - August 31, 2011, 4:58 pm
Snaaap! I didn't get it at first. Ouch.


LEGO ICE - After it melts you'll pee bricks!

TAGS: september challenge not another brick meme
Rating: 3.38/5

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BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 1:12 pm
That's talent AK...if you could Google with...oh never mind
Arrogant Knight - September 18, 2009, 12:41 pm
"The Google Bone" ....*shudders*
LogicDude - September 18, 2009, 12:40 pm
Luck of the Google Bone!
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 12:39 pm
That's 2 funny "Bricks-Lego" Posters there LD! If I remember the first you did is already in HOF! Excellent my man!
Hakiu - September 18, 2009, 12:03 pm
Epic, an actual "Bricks" poster that is actually funny.

DEATH NOTE CHIBI - Because everyone plays DDR


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!

TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

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crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!

MAO - He has a house in Australia.

TAGS: kibu code geass r2 mao lelouche anime death note
Rating: 2.68/5

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CANADA - November 26, 2009, 1:56 am
I goa go too. I dont like my GF riding the bus home at night. see ya
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:51 am
I'm Jamaican now. Tree=three, I'm not drinking maple syrup. I don't care if it is one of Canada's greatest exports. That and newspaper.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:50 am
Well, good night all. ROFL MAO I'm not g**. There's a tree drink minimum.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:55 am
That's like trying to balance out crack with heroin...
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:49 am
Yep. That and House help balance out Glee.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:48 am
Dexter...isn't that the one about the serial killer that kills other serial killers?
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:45 am
This has been a perfect episode so far, but it cut me off in the middle. Hate.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:44 am
Don't you hate the time restraints sites use. It seems like it always hits me in the middle of a two-parter.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:41 am
I recommend anime shipudenn or something like that. Almost every anime there is, is on there in their whole. Currently, I'm waiting 20 more freakin minutes so I can finish the newest episode of Dexter.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:40 am
I hear you, man. I rarely watch things as they come out. Recently, I've become addicted to DBZ-Zone.org. They got a few great series on there.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:38 am
I don't watch much tv on tv, since I don't get alot of the shows when they come out. Usually I wait a year, but horay for the internet and certain sites.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:36 am
You know what was a great Anime on Adult Swim...S-Cry-Ed...and Bebop, though I never got into that.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:34 am
lol I love Venture Brothers. Adult swim gets the best shows. I also like Robot Chicken...but I'm a little ashamed of that.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:33 am
Due to the ages of my kids, most Anime is inappropriate. Due to my age, the only cartoons I'll watch on my own is South Park, Simpsons and Looney Tunes.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:31 am
I like some anime. I'm more about the immature adult shows like Venture Brothers and Metalocalypse.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:30 am
Really? I like Anime a lot. I find it's less inhibited than Western animation. I think, perhaps, you haven't given it a proper chance.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:26 am
Dude, you lost me completely. I told you I think Anime sucks. I didn't even like Kill Bill which was live action Anime.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:25 am
...but he has a house in Australia...Code Geass is a good show. I even like the English Dub, which is rare. Incredibly rare. They nailed Lelouch's voice.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:23 am
Bart, I know that answer. It's because Anime in general sucks and Anime with incoherent text really sucks. Sorry, Kibu.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:21 am
I don't understand why this is rated so low...
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:20 am
It's like an A-Bomb bursting backwards in my brain! Imagine, a mushroom cloud in reverse. A huge and expansive cosmos compressing itself into a single phallic shaped object.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:20 am
You forgot the M-80s, Mr. R. WTFO?
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:18 am
Kool aid. Fire ants. Video ***e. Fast motion. Hours of fun condensed into minutes of horror.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:17 am
Hours of fun?? I use a gallon of gas and a quarter stick of dynomite. It's over in about 45 seconds. (But it's a spectacular 45 seconds).
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:13 am
This is like a bag full of squirrels on FIRE! Hours of fun.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:12 am
Or he could be a motifaker.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:10 am
There is something wrong with your head, Bart. You may have A.D.H.L.A.S.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:07 am
I know, dude! Isn't it just so random and awesome! I laugh so hard EVERY TIME I see it.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:05 am
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 5:00 pm
hysterically* too much to type *huff* *huff*
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 4:59 pm
I don't know why, but this makes me hyserically! 5


TAGS: october challenge claire please take note
Rating: 4.59/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:34 am
No idea what the hell the joke is supposed to mean, but have a 5 for that picture. Go on, have a 5.
happymaster - October 11, 2010, 4:59 pm
come whip my a** baby

LIFE - Live It

TAGS: live fully tomorrow may not come
Rating: 4.18/5

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GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:34 pm
Hell, why would you want to live to 40? 5 lb's of Bacon