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NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?


TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Togekiss

blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm, #256776
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am, #226225
Get THE Chain For The Bed


THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.


TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by jalford

sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm, #221937
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm, #135392
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!


TAGS: holy crap not another internet meme
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm, #176082
If you can't do a "Soviet Russia" poster to this quality, please don't try.
Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:04 am, #136949
Perfect reversal
LogicDude - July 20, 2009, 8:44 am, #97379
I've tried to get away from overused memes but this one just screamed out "Da!"...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:15 pm, #96988
GTFO! You managed to make an "in soviet russia" poster that kills! LD... what can I say? Excellent!!!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm, #96984
5 Poodler LD
Woody - July 18, 2009, 3:43 pm, #96920
Ok.... you got me, why in the hell are you putting this **** on here??


MARRIED LIFE - I don't know about you, but I'm tearin' up a little


TAGS: another inspirational story
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:16 pm, #167837
*cries in joy* *sniffle* why cant i find a woman like that :( Wingman , u are lucky , sir. . . i salute u
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:39 pm, #157290
I agree - a classic 5L Of course there are worse fates in this world than a lifetime of boinking a gorgeous blonde like the guy in the ph**o!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 7:47 pm, #157240

destined to be a classic 5L
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #157230
I love my Poochie Poo! Honey, beer me! OUCH!
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:37 pm, #157224
Airman, FTW!!!! 5L+


THINKING -


TAGS: not for everyone humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:48 pm, #244910
Hahaha! Love it!
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:26 pm, #228964

Oh, LAWLZ! Thanks
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:25 pm, #228963
the name is a nice cherry on this H5GE cake :)


YOUR MAN CARD -


TAGS: earned not given man card
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:30 pm, #243306
While I was at work; two neighborhood thugs tried to hassle my mother for money. When I came home she tolled me what the had done. I got my gun and tolled them where to get off and what would happen if the didn't. The never bothered her. Man points +100.
Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 6:39 am, #221723
I am going to print that and cut out the card 5L
Airman - July 6, 2011, 11:01 am, #221052
you're right Derek.. 6 is about it. I posted it because I thought the list was pretty dumb, and I meant to make a comment about that, but I ended up forgetting about it. Bomb away 440.. that list deserves it.. except, I did always want to be a. lumberjack
rubys - July 5, 2011, 11:15 pm, #221039
This an amazing blog post dude. You made some good points there. Thank you so much for sharing it. Kudos! I also wanna share this christmas lights article that we have.
Derek - July 5, 2011, 10:02 pm, #221033
Ugh, 6/15 maybe. Any "15/15" men left out there? Anywhere?
440wakeup - July 5, 2011, 10:00 pm, #221031
I'm not gonns bomb this but these make you a hill-billy not a man. where is quote godfellas at the appropriate time. When I was 15 I bet 2janitors I could carry a refrigerator up 3 flights of stares faster than the two of them could carry one fdridge up


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm, #256517
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am, #241060
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm, #213103
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am, #183338
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #181113
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm, #155794
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm, #155790
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm, #155778
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm, #155031
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm, #154627
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm, #154626
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #154567
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm, #154554
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm, #154547
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm, #154540
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm, #154538
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am, #154533
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am, #154519
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am, #154517
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am, #154505
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm, #154465
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm, #154446

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm, #154432
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm, #154428
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm, #154423
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm, #154409
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm, #154408
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #154406
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm, #154397
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm, #154389
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm, #154388
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154376
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154373
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm, #154371
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm, #154369
Nicely done 5/5


THERE IS ALWAYS - Someone better than you


TAGS: you re not the best troll
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

motifayk - July 1, 2012, 5:44 am, #236858
IMH trOllpinion - The best troll ever has been the myth that we only use 10%-15% of our brains... Maybe trolls manage to make people use only that much.
CaptainDingDong - April 1, 2012, 4:57 pm, #232533
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:00 pm, #232001
At the seaside villa he is in ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:59 pm, #232000
Agreed... such a shame that I don't live in England XD would've tried that as well
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 11:37 am, #231965
Yeah, when I first read that story, I said ‘d***!’
caveman - March 24, 2012, 10:03 am, #231956
Winning
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:20 am, #231953
Agreed... although most trolls are a bit immature and thinks that if they just say nasty things that are off topic that they are good...
jig - March 24, 2012, 8:14 am, #231952
The greatest internet myth ever. Making thousands of people believe it ...THAT's trolling.


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm, #250884
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm, #250883
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm, #250881
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm, #224050
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm, #224025

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm, #224024

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm, #224023

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am, #224009
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm, #223999
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm, #223996
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm, #223995

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm, #223994
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm, #223993
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm, #223992

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm, #223987
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm, #223986
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm, #223985

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm, #223981
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am, #223966
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am, #223965
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am, #223964
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!


TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk b***erfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by jalford

bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm, #209054
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am, #123463
JUST. f***ING. EPIC.
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am, #105845
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am, #99782
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MaxChaplin

turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm, #243266
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


READ TWILIGHT I WILL NOT - Rip my own eyes out much I would rather.


TAGS: yoda read twilight will not
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Budog

Woodywood03c - April 14, 2012, 9:58 pm, #233306
lol
Heartbreakdrake - February 29, 2012, 6:08 am, #230334
Very funny I like good job


SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...




A MESSAGE FROM YOUR IT GUY -


TAGS: he s not kidding around
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 4:10 am, #249224
This ..... is going in my office displayed so people have to read it before talking to me XD
FatherTyme - June 30, 2011, 8:27 pm, #220806
GOOD LAWD!!! I wish I could give this 10 RAWRING BLODD THIRSTY SALIVATING LIONS!!! I work as an IT sheep and we've been all but muzzled from saying the above. Thank you Air, thank you for for speaking on behalf of us all *begins to sob uncontrollably*
phydeaux - April 24, 2010, 1:46 am, #173228
5 Gb/s for Airman! Epic AMSOME! I can NOT begin to tell you how true this is! As the Senior Systems Administrator (unix/linux) at a good sized DoD (USN) Facility, this hits a perfect bullseye. Made an instant fav, and will be printed and on my wall!!!


NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...


TAGS: headphones farts does not silence
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:20 am, #233919
Especially at a bust stop sister move down wind


SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!! -


TAGS: sarcasm another service i offer
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:59 am, #224659
Is electric shock acceptable?
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:22 am, #224595
cool...let's break the law...lol
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 6:54 am, #224590
LOL This is great!


DEATH BAKERY - Cake unites even mortal enemies.




KLUTZES - We all know one




BODYSTAIRS - When facepalm is not enough.




IT 'S JUST WHERE IT DOES NOT BELONG ! -


TAGS: nothing is lost
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

GaryO - February 22, 2013, 10:28 am, #243703
this...is....good, 5L
MuddySoapfish - February 21, 2013, 9:36 pm, #243689
Thank you
mariand - February 21, 2013, 7:44 pm, #243682
well done...


ANGRY BIRDS -


TAGS: swine glass houses on notice
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - August 13, 2012, 11:13 pm, #238393
Thanks guys.
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 5:57 pm, #238377
5ma5hing
Airman - August 13, 2012, 4:16 pm, #238376
LOL!


SGT. SCHULTZ - knows nothing


TAGS: sgt shultz knowing nothing
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

sureok - September 7, 2012, 10:58 am, #239002
Nice!!!
ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:06 am, #149101
John Banner, he died too soon. And many of his family died even sooner in the concentration camps.


THE CONFUSION OF NOT KNOWING YOURSELF -


TAGS: confusion dismay anger nothing
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - February 16, 2013, 5:59 pm, #243519
Thanks Space...
spacedog - February 16, 2013, 5:54 pm, #243517
Boom. 5L Right on the money Kai.


INBREEDING - What happens when your gene pool is the size of a parking lot puddle.




Books -




WARNING TO ALL WOMEN - Don't date morons.


TAGS: fool dating stupid funny notes
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

livegrape - September 4, 2011, 9:50 pm, #223939
how does this relate to le5bo's?
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:06 pm, #223921
don't forget, women can be le5bo!


Life lesson -


TAGS: stone heart cannot break mariand
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by mariand

ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:09 am, #257370
mariand has spoken!
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:37 am, #257360
She's dyslexic! The coach told her to whop the other end!
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 10:44 pm, #257314
oh yeah
GaryO - October 22, 2014, 10:09 pm, #257312
dang


REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind




LAMENT -


TAGS: whining will not solve anything
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 9, 2013, 8:47 am, #243326
Yeah... Gigantic... because I am minute...
Reality Lord - February 9, 2013, 6:48 am, #243323

huge


GOT YER NOSE! - I loved playing that game... ahhhhh such sweet childhood memories!


TAGS: uncle croc another bad touch
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

uberduper - April 10, 2013, 8:24 pm, #245017
life ain't a fairy tale for us all
ICEMAN - November 8, 2010, 11:40 pm, #201973
Awwwwww, shiit. I missed Moooooooooooo. (sob)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:30 pm, #201972
Ciao, dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:24 pm, #201971
None. Off to work. Later Yo.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:12 pm, #201970
How many of our conversations here make sense?
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm, #201969
At best, you're gonna end up with a lower back tattoo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm, #201968
Yay! It's back.....Now this whole conversation makes no sense....thanks Mr.M.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm, #201967
That was the jar on the front porch... not the one in the garage!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:10 pm, #201966
But you said it was OK and we could give each other back rubs after.....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm, #201965
You have to stop drinking everything you find in a mason jar.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm, #201964
The hell?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:06 pm, #201963
No...I just lent it to a friend.......Introducing!!! Timmy The approval Mod!
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:04 pm, #201962
Did you lose your badge again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:02 pm, #201961
Ahhhhhhh I've been demoted. I knew I shouldn't have approved that Anime poster....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:53 pm, #201960
I was counting one of yours... but you're right, that's ridiculous.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 10:52 pm, #201959
I wouldn't go that far.......Maybe 5.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:33 pm, #201958
Keep on looking... we have 6 or 7 more great ones here.
bigpicture - November 8, 2010, 10:30 pm, #201956
there needs to be more "nostalgic caption, horrific picture" type motifakes, when the connection between the picture and caption is solid, they inspire a "LOL, WUT" reaction that makes them funny... still, this is one of the best motifakes i have seen
CANADA - November 4, 2010, 12:13 pm, #201063
HA!
LogicDude - November 3, 2010, 5:21 pm, #200930
That's what happens when you stick your nose where it doesn't belong!
matt28 - November 2, 2010, 11:05 pm, #200879
Take that you d*** mammal! Hail reptiles! 5L
Derek - November 2, 2010, 9:44 pm, #200848
This is something baby elephant will never forget.
fred - November 2, 2010, 7:40 pm, #200793
Mama elephant in 1,2,...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm, #200761
LOL!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:33 pm, #200759
ROR! I love it


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - ...bull ride YOU!




IRONY - It's a blast.




YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - Until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.


TAGS: youre not drunk until grab
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

holymoly - April 9, 2012, 12:19 pm, #232981
My buddy sestroyed the bushes out front of my place trying this. Lold
GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:19 am, #232971
Yeah, that’s w-a-a-a-y past trying to get your tongue to cooperate with the intelligent conversation you’re having with the urinal
mariand - April 9, 2012, 6:50 am, #232969
lol... dude, I don' know what are you talking about.


ATTENTION! - If all else fails Lower your standards




USE IMPROPER GRAMMAR, YODA DOES -


TAGS: yoda grammar care does not
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nicholsjoshua15 - July 19, 2015, 4:49 pm, #262046
After eight hundred ninety five year of fighting evil and injustice he can talk how the hell ever he wants.


I AM NOT CRAZY - I am psychotic, there is a difference !


TAGS: not crazy i am psych**ic
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Budog

TheLeprechaun - September 1, 2011, 6:12 pm, #223825
This is exactly what my ex-fiancee said to me.


CRAZY MOMS - You better make sure their happy or you could find yourself making friends with a rolling pin.


TAGS: insane crazy nothappy
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:52 pm, #255038
Momma not happy with your English.


ALL OF THE OTHER REINDEER - USED to laugh and call him names


TAGS: rudolph death note
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by MightyAtom83

Krissie - December 17, 2009, 11:51 pm, #146480
5L
lightquake - December 16, 2009, 4:16 pm, #146222
Epic.


A MAN - Can Not Cook To Save His Life, But He Can Sure As Hell Improvise For The One Who Should


TAGS: man can improvise not cook
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:37 pm, #239473
Women are the ones that can't cook. Who buys cook books? Women. Who watches Food Network? Women. Men can read a recipe and then just eyeball it and it comes out perfect.
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 10:48 am, #222769
"EPIC-Facepalm: thanks for the clarification though
caveman - August 9, 2011, 10:39 am, #222768
ditto means he agrees with what was said
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:20 am, #222661
ditto?? please explain (sorry, new to the terminology)
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 7:02 pm, #222645

ditto
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 10:42 am, #222600
Thanks :)
THEBRAT - August 7, 2011, 10:27 am, #222598
That's a 5 in my book...Nice :)


BOOGER REMOVAL - Franchises Now Available


TAGS: booger removal franchise snot fingernails ugly
Rating: 1.95/5

More motifakes by MustyK

NymRod - July 19, 2012, 7:40 pm, #237447
Gross.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 18, 2009, 4:39 am, #119181
I don't know if you noticed, but she's got quite a rack on her.


WE HAD IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME -


TAGS: progress not
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Airman

TheSanityInspector - May 31, 2012, 11:19 pm, #235538
Kind of like how, in an earlier era, Wine Women And Song became Beer, The Ol' Lady, and TV.


N.O.T.H.I.N.G - A perfect gift For the one who has everything.




I AM NOT SAYING YOU'RE STUPID - I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking .


TAGS: not saying youre stupid thinking
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Budog

jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:20 am, #233622
epic face palm


JOSEF FRITZL - An animal. A monster. A DIY hero.


TAGS: he built that dungeon without his wife noticing
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:29 am, #172957
I loved him in Space Cowboys!!!


WRASTLING -


TAGS: thats not real wrastling
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Thunderstrike - September 8, 2012, 9:30 pm, #239038
You know, that kid does sort of look like Harley Race.
Feasibly - May 23, 2011, 7:52 pm, #218974
lol...5 full nelson's!


THESE ARE GANGSTERS -


TAGS: gangsters businessmen not the thug life
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Produceman117 - March 19, 2010, 9:18 pm, #165795
Nicely done, Sickartist. 5Ls.
TED - March 19, 2010, 2:46 pm, #165668
ACTUALLY those are actors that played gangsters - pretty much wimps ALL.
thatonechick - March 19, 2010, 11:24 am, #165639
They may be gangsters, but I happen to be gangsta. Yo.
Woodywood03a - March 19, 2010, 1:45 am, #165611
lol
Dude 4515 - March 19, 2010, 1:41 am, #165610
Deniro's such a gangster, he's TWO gangsters!
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 1:43 pm, #165150
What? BLASPHEMY!! Lower left corner isn't an actor...p.s. 5L


HEY - Wanna make out?




GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.


TAGS: great mothers no its not her fault i am afraid of cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

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Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:51 pm, #176726
Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!


WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF - Not a damn thing !


TAGS: woman guns not afraid anything
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:32 pm, #251046
don't know what you're talking about she's holding that weapon perfectly
Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am, #250010
Dat Carbine owo
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:34 pm, #245536
HAH. That is 5.56 NATO and AR, comrade. Compared to 7.62X54R and Mosin-Nagant, it has recoil like mouse fart.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 10:18 pm, #245515
I guess after busting my eye socket on an old PU Scope I play it safe.
tomyironmane - May 3, 2013, 5:46 pm, #245504
one inch from the scope only applies to the AN/PVQ-31, most civilian scopes are longer, and red dot sights (like the one she has mounted) have no set eye relief. Also a solid stock weld like she has makes targeting faster, easier, and more accurate.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 7, 2013, 10:49 pm, #244113
She should be scared of resting her face on the rifle like that. You should always keep your head one inches from the scope and face one inch from the b***.
boston - July 24, 2012, 2:17 pm, #237578
My kind of woman..Not afraid to bust a cap in yo azz
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:22 pm, #232408
5L


REACHING YOUR GOALS - Take pride in the fact that you've accomplished something. Even if that something is nothing.


TAGS: goals patrick spongebob nothing
Rating: 4.1/5

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Sonson - February 15, 2010, 6:58 am, #158173
Looks like my day


L: WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE - I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.


TAGS: l death note anime manga kira light yagami misa near mello
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by lawiett

tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:14 am, #123466
so true! L power!


BEAUTY -


TAGS: some do not see it
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - May 25, 2012, 3:44 pm, #235110
nice... real beauty shines in total darkness
rerun - May 25, 2012, 2:52 pm, #235107

Not much, science has proven that they are nearsighted so we are just a blur, and who are we to doubt science?
lgvernon - May 24, 2012, 11:38 pm, #235081

Thanks spacedog and rerun! I just wonder what THEY see when they see us.
rerun - May 24, 2012, 8:58 pm, #235074

very nice, you have a lot of great stuff that would be great at motitwist as well.
spacedog - May 24, 2012, 5:40 pm, #235069
Nice way to 5ee things. Amazing pic.


NERF WARS - You say it's childish. You say I should grow up. You say they're children's toys. I say pass the ammunition.


TAGS: nerf war ammuntion pass nothing
Rating: 4.38/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:18 pm, #249024
Nerf Wars are childish, but live ammunition wars are mature. Said no one with a brain, ever.


CHANCES ARE -


TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by steph1

fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am, #225908
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm, #215598
I f***ing did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm, #213233
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal


Sleeping Beauty -


TAGS: movie not rated cosby sleeping
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - July 12, 2015, 11:10 pm, #261980
Never fails, Ism manages to pop back in with a 5L'er everytime.
Cannabal - July 12, 2015, 1:16 am, #261963
You, you are just a horrible per5on. For that, I admire you.
concern3 - July 12, 2015, 12:56 am, #261962
Scary true a 5er
GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:47 pm, #261960
Beard baby, where ye been?


FACIAL HAIR - It makes (or breaks) the man. Where are you on the chart?


TAGS: at least im not lower than hitler
Rating: 4.62/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 4:08 pm, #232529
Wow... If this poster holds truth then shockingly I am third from most trustworthy facial hair types you get... 5 Razors to you!
ICEMAN - April 29, 2010, 6:18 pm, #173986
Looks like I'm a combination of the 'handlebar' & the 'chin tuft' with a little bit of the 'wolverine' thrown in.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:45 pm, #173980
As a matter of fact it's hard to tell what if any facial hair anyone on here has...I don't even have the same stash that my avatar has...much to my dissapointment.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:41 pm, #173979
Just growing a stash to go with it gets you almost to the top! And if I knew you had a goat MWLF, I would have named it after you, but I didn't know.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 29, 2010, 4:37 pm, #173976
As a goateed individual, I take umbrage at the arrangement of these facial hair types. I especially don't like being lumped in with Jesse James.
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:03 pm, #173757
@ usaf1995, It was a good natured ribbing to one of our resident scary clowns. Besides, the clown hair and nose wouldn't have looked as good if it were green or even orange.
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:25 pm, #173749
ummm why is "the hitler" above "scary clown"? still i give 5 lions nice one
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:36 am, #173724
I'm very trustworthy. I'm a webmaster, you can definitely trust me.
ICEMAN - April 26, 2010, 6:19 pm, #173679
5 thin wispy ones Jake, nice.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm, #173678
WOW!!! Im just glad you made it thru and didn't O.D on a protein overdose.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm, #173677
LOL! Sorry to hear that Matt. Well, you know what they say, easy come easy go.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:49 pm, #173675
No, she wouldn't let me skip it. Worst 3 weeks of my life. Made lots of friends tho...
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:42 pm, #173674
And yes, Culinary School would be magic! Not sure if the wife will let me go though.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:41 pm, #173673
So Matt, your wife won't let you go to ***w j** School?
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:40 pm, #173672
ROR!! Yea i got slapped when i brought up the stripper pole aerobics class the offer at the local community college but hit a home run with the culinary school.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:31 pm, #173671
Genius!!! You're my hero FP. And the best part is, I'd bet she WANTED to go. So there wasn't that awkward conversation like I had about ***w j** school.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:23 pm, #173670
Well just do what im doing and send your ol lady to culinary school! It is worth every penny!!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:11 pm, #173668
at least you get bitter almonds Jake. I've got to fish out my own toaster leavin's
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:59 pm, #173667
OK, OK , so you don't like Moobie, sorry, I was just tryin' it out. I can make a pretty mean sammich myself, I never really trust my wife enough to be alone in the kitchen, all her cooking tastes like bitter almonds.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:57 pm, #173666
ROR! Nice, must have been the other Mooooooooooooooooooo with only 18 o's then. Itsa common mistake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:48 pm, #173665
You obviously don't know my mom....are you last in line? (I hate that b****)
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:43 pm, #173664
Not grounds for divorce... i mean whenever your mom leaves me she always packs the fridge with good eats. Maybe she should pass some lessons onto the misses?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:42 pm, #173663
Moobie?....you wanna go?......I'll eat your kids too......."I love children, but I can never eat a whole one"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm, #173662
No....is that grounds for divorce?
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm, #173661
No worries Moobie, I didn't know the situation, I'd be cranky too! No Sammiches! The Horror!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:37 pm, #173660
Thats terrible, she didnt make you a whole bunch of stuff and label it in the fridge with the appropriate microwave times?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:35 pm, #173659
er.... sorry? Mrs.moooooooooo is out of town and no one is making me sammiches.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:33 pm, #173658
klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:32 pm, #173657
Hmmmm, do I need to add a category under Scary Clown for a "Sober Mooooo"? He's cranky!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:30 pm, #173656
Lets not talk about eating my kiddos Moooooooooooooooooooo. There is plenty of more Jameson's at the store.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:27 pm, #173655
You're dead to me....I will eat your children.....Pass the h** sauce.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:20 pm, #173654
I will give it back but it wont have whiskey in it anymore, it might have gas and a flaming towel hanging out of it. Moltov ****tails are always a good party favor, anyways the bottle is empty so unless you collect them i see you needing no use for it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:18 pm, #173653
That's my whiskey....give it back!!!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:17 pm, #173652
Bad a$$ pic courtesy of FattMatt!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:15 pm, #173650
WTF is up with that avatar face?.....It's making me thirsty..
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #173647
That was only once and i didn't know... it was a bit gamey anyways, wouldn't try it again. Like a fine wine a person has to be aged properly before eating. Also a good blend of spices or a homeade dry rub is always good.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:03 pm, #173646
Well, Face, there is the whole eating children thing...
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 3:59 pm, #173645
Aww come on, really Jake. This hurts... no not really at all. Im not sure if its a compliment or an insult to be rated lower that Hitler? J/k! Good poster sir!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 3:23 pm, #173644
Nice edit! haha. But I do not appear on this list, so I am only giving it 4.99L, and then rounding it up to the nearest lion.
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 3:18 pm, #173642
5 unsavory disasters for you!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 3:15 pm, #173641
HAHAHA! I always had doubts about faceplant... you can't deny it if it's on a graph.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 3:10 pm, #173640
OK, so it's a day early.


ALONE -


TAGS: alone arithmatic love everything nothing
Rating: 4.62/5

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rondollins1 - October 15, 2011, 1:25 am, #225116
very well put.
mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:08 am, #225076
nice


D'OH -


TAGS: fox osama not obama
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 12:27 pm, #217967
WTH dude, cant you afford an HDTV?
tellitlikeitis - May 2, 2011, 10:42 pm, #217939
Ouch for Fox News... good eye.
taxiinthesky - May 2, 2011, 8:39 pm, #217930
Nice!!!!
GySgt1811 - May 2, 2011, 8:36 pm, #217928
I just realized; my reaction to the news of UBL's death has lasted over 4 hours. Should I call my doctor?
Airman - May 2, 2011, 6:38 pm, #217915
good ole Fox


SMOKING - Smoking doesn't kill... People starved of nicotine do




STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.


TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.08/5

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rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm, #161101

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm, #161099
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm, #161098
and I wonder why?


THE PERFECT STORM - has arrived


TAGS: pies and clowns not a good combo
Rating: 4.07/5

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Airman - February 3, 2010, 6:19 pm, #156002
I thinks the large rack threw you off. Thx Sean
Sean - February 3, 2010, 4:49 pm, #155966
I had this pic on my computer for over a year and I couldn't think of a worthy poster. But you have, Airman. Nice touch.
GreyScorpion - February 1, 2010, 7:17 pm, #155628
Oh this is gonna be good!! 5 pie fights


WISDOM -


TAGS: wisdom starwars nothing to lose challenge
Rating: 4.86/5

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Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm, #197690
Thanks Man, And Your Latest Batch Of Posters Were Truly De-motivational, It's nice to see the noob bunch doing well :D
crankyhead - October 10, 2010, 3:53 pm, #197687
Awesome use of the picture Hammy. Easy 5 =)
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:55 am, #197661

so true hammy.....so true. 5L...again


HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am, #65261
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm, #29003
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm, #29002
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


FIFTH PRINTING OF BEST SELLER - A Good Read


TAGS: bookmark not included
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 12:59 pm, #255114
It's actually simple to figure out; uuuuuuuh....
CloudchaserS - September 29, 2012, 12:02 am, #239528
Some say that men are from Mars. Not true. There is no beer, p*** or sports on Mars, so men can't be from there.
maoworks2 - September 28, 2012, 2:56 pm, #239514
That's A Good One And True !
GaryO - September 28, 2012, 2:20 pm, #239513
Heh heh, I got that very book and passed it on A great read, I might add.
ughomer - September 28, 2012, 1:40 pm, #239512
Thanks, Mariand!!
mariand - September 28, 2012, 1:35 pm, #239511
nice one... watch out these days... I "cook" something on this subject...hehehe


Momma was right! -




WILL YOU MARRY ME MARCY? - I can't afford a ring right now. Will this flower and butterfly be okay?




DAY BY DAY - Nothing Changes... But When You look Back Everything is Different




SIMPLICITY - The Ultimate Sophistication ... Though Not Always Correct ...




HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED - That Monday's just seem to strangle the life out of you ?




CAN NOT HAZ CHEESEBURGER - No, you can not haz, for all yer cheeseburger are berong to me!


TAGS: cheeseburger cannot haz
Rating: 2.48/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:01 am, #25271
Yeah, this is what happens when the cheap Mexican lolcat you got turns out to be a cheaper Chinese lolcat, with hamburger feet, no less.
Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 7:39 pm, #25160
I feel like I'm living a lie. I thought the taco bell dog was supposed to be Mexican, not Chinese =0


CATS - Probably Not A Great First Line Of Defense




LAND OF ENTITLEMENT - Say goodbye to "Big Brother" cause now the government's your Mother!


TAGS: politics obama congress hope change not really
Rating: 3.5/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 1:29 am, #165604
You think it high now, WAIT until it FREE!!
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:23 pm, #131644
Big V gets 5 lions for the obscure rock band reference. Well done, sir.
Big V - October 28, 2009, 8:37 am, #131470
Nice Scatterbrain reference there... I enjoyed it quite a bit.... and you Can mix funny and political.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:41 am, #83244
Already have. I don't discount your wit and brains by any means. Aside from periods of expression in the past, I prefer to never mix happy with politics and religion... both are guaranteed to ruin it.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:39 am, #83242
Not taken as an attack, bud. May I recommend reviewing my none political stuff (there are a few mixed in) and then hitting the politics when the mood strikes ya? Take care.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:34 am, #83234
Sorry, WTFO -- Not a personal attack... this just happened to be there when the mood hit. I get tired of the broken record that many are putting out. This is a fun place. Nobody's fault that I get my entertainment here.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:26 am, #83228
thought this cartoon was funny and motifake is where I vent. It's kinda my political soap box (as another of my posters points out).
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:24 am, #83227
I looked at the site out of respect for my VP. No pictures though. I agree that there are good and bad points to every POTUS. For example, I'm glad the Pres is keeping the wire ***ping, blocked the release of those abuse ph**os, kept rendition, etc. I
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:19 am, #83069
Enough already. If anything, I'm more to the right than you are on many issues, but there's never been an administration that didn't have good and bad points. This bashing is tiresome. Why motifake? Why not try directory.etalkinghead.com?


SPIDERCOW - Not as cool as spiderpig... But way cooler than spiderman


TAGS: not as cool as spiderpig
Rating: 4/5

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Bones9 - May 11, 2010, 9:37 pm, #175715
Seen this one irl, theres a heap of other cows painted up as well
Claire - May 11, 2010, 8:57 pm, #175705
I can see Moooooooooooooo had a little too much fun with the spandex.
Chef - May 11, 2010, 6:12 pm, #175685
Spiderbull? Ouch... gonna make the running of the bulls pretty interesting...
pieman - May 11, 2010, 4:46 pm, #175674
I think this is Spiderbull. I think he has blue balls too. I sure as hell don't want to get hit by that white sticky web.


GENETICS -


TAGS: life time human nature joke stripe family not mine post
Rating: 3.93/5

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DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:17 am, #144035
and by mist i mean must
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:16 am, #144034
5Lion poster, but Timmy=1L. I hate to see good posters pay, but its the way it mist be.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 4:51 pm, #129119
Excellent 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:09 am, #127173
Great! 5L!!
Sean - October 15, 2009, 11:14 pm, #127040
Hilarious. Well done.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2009, 3:21 am, #126897
That is awesome! 5 from me.
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:47 pm, #126848
Brilliant :})


A D D -




404: JOKE NOT FOUND - Plagued by doubt of clicking submit or not But no amount of chin-kneading while holding your Moti at a peculiar angle will get the much sought after 5L's. Blame it on the Timmies




CHRIS HANSEN - he will get you one way or another


TAGS: he will get you one way or another
Rating: 3.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 28, 2014, 1:50 pm, #255493
Sweet!


365 FOOLS -




WOMEN - They are meant to be loved, not understood.


TAGS: women meant loved not understood
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:18 pm, #228296
could have gone with another word too, but they don't take it here anym5re
mariand - January 28, 2012, 5:53 am, #228284
dude, you did it this time... 5 lol


FATHERS DAY -


TAGS: not so idle threats
Rating: 4.74/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2012, 3:14 pm, #236258
you misspelled "amsome"
GaryO - June 14, 2012, 8:15 am, #236253
Dang Air, your awesomeness just keeps getting more awesome, and that’s awesome.


SO TELL ME -


TAGS: old 60s infomercial not a real brand
Rating: 4.71/5

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Faradio - January 2, 2012, 3:24 pm, #227191
Guys, not every question is made to be answered. Specially those in posters. :)
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 5:03 am, #227176
Quality is important up to a point. I don't need the worlds greatest spoon, I need a spoon that will hold food. I can stay at the Burj Al Arab in Dubai and pay 28k a nite or the Holiday Inn and afford it without taking out a loan.
CloudchaserS - December 20, 2011, 12:14 am, #226754
It's because we have an economy structured in a way that companies are forced to compete on who can make the most profit instead of who can make the highest quality product.


MISOGYNY - Man haters aren't taking it anymore




IDEOLOGY - "He that lives upon hope will die fasting." --Benjamin Franklin


TAGS: politics obama congress hope change not really
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Current Resident - September 5, 2009, 9:29 pm, #115397
Good one! Pour hope in one hand and bull**** in the other and see which one fills up ...5L
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 7:42 pm, #115375
Don't all politifakers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 7:37 pm, #115374
You put a lot of thought into this one. Eh, WTFO?
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:34 pm, #115373
Please tell me you have a headache, f.s.?
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 5:54 pm, #115358
hes a communist. there is no hope and his plan of action is equivalent to beating your head with a hammer until the head ache goes away.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 10:42 pm, #113420
No argument with that, statement D. However, hope only gets you so far without a helpful plan of action.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 9:12 pm, #113390
He without hope is lost.


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm, #188873
solid rerun


COMPARISONS - My love life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari.


TAGS: representation love havenots
Rating: 4.71/5

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ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:23 pm, #239182
A red, red rose Ferrari.
MissPriss - September 10, 2012, 10:22 pm, #239069
Sonny & Cher...you got me babe...haha. Thanks for the vote.
M0rd3kaI - September 10, 2012, 5:20 pm, #239059
Sounds All too familiar... 5L


FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.


TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am, #207282
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am, #160032
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm, #159740
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half a** this one but that still puts me half an a** ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am, #159734
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am, #159727
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am, #159726
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am, #159720
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am, #159719
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am, #159712
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L


HYPNO-KITTY - Whatever you do don't look directly at... ...argh!... ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-KITTY!


TAGS: hypnotoad cat kitty futurama
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Ivellios - September 5, 2009, 12:03 am, #115145
ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-KITTY!


JONNY WE HARDLY KNEW YA -


TAGS: spc jonathan pilgeram not forgotten
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 7:47 pm, #219586
Hang in there, Haarak.
Krissie - May 30, 2011, 5:27 pm, #219378
*wipes some tears*....5 lions
Hawamleh - May 30, 2011, 9:02 am, #219356
5 lions.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2011, 3:17 am, #219352
Thanks, guys. I'm still having a hard time with this. He was just a great kid.
Feasibly - May 29, 2011, 9:42 pm, #219333
Nice indeed, Haar. 5L
Greeny - May 29, 2011, 9:25 pm, #219331
nice!
fatelvis - May 29, 2011, 6:26 pm, #219330
5 salute5


THE WORLD TODAY - In this economy more and more people are opting not to get married I’d like to think that the economy has nothing to do with it. Rather, men are just getting smarter.




YOUNG LOVE -


TAGS: hair pulling day nothing says i love you like a swift kick to the groin
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 9:44 pm, #205882
I showed Aut, Grey. She liked it
rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:55 pm, #205876

O.U.C.H.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2010, 8:53 pm, #205875
hey autumn, here's what bucktooth" Becky looked like before she blossomed
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:50 am, #169140
A fleeting moment of inspiration
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:49 am, #169139
No, because remember? She made 89901 which was a copy of 89883 which then spawned 89935 and 89937.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:46 am, #169137
guess she was a 1 and done :)
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:31 am, #169133
Heh heh... Whatever happened to Miss Plagiari-Pants?
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 9:06 am, #156871
Hey Karen... If you're going to plagiarize, make sure the poster you're ripping off hasn't spent a week in the top 5.
Treehodger - February 5, 2010, 10:44 pm, #156381
Lol! A family friend of ours spanked his kid today, who is seven. The kid, crying, said that he is a p***ert for touching his b***. So he got spanked again. XD I felt the story fit with the poster. 5L.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:30 pm, #156341
Roflmao
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:17 am, #156251
5 tuck and cover poodles for you GS
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 10:42 pm, #156222
Amsome! 5L for the perfect look on her face...
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:24 pm, #156216
Love scars
rerun - February 4, 2010, 8:31 pm, #156206

love hurts
ronsart - February 4, 2010, 8:23 pm, #156203
Super Job Grey! 5 Lion Kicks for u!...lol


ADVERTISING -


TAGS: maybe not good advertising wytch
Rating: 4.07/5

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Cyberhagen - August 31, 2011, 4:58 pm, #223766
Snaaap! I didn't get it at first. Ouch.


60TH ANNIVERSARY -




LEGO ICE - After it melts you'll pee bricks!


TAGS: september challenge not another brick meme
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 1:12 pm, #119242
That's talent AK...if you could Google with...oh never mind
Arrogant Knight - September 18, 2009, 12:41 pm, #119237
"The Google Bone" ....*shudders*
LogicDude - September 18, 2009, 12:40 pm, #119236
Luck of the Google Bone!
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 12:39 pm, #119235
That's 2 funny "Bricks-Lego" Posters there LD! If I remember the first you did is already in HOF! Excellent my man!
Hakiu - September 18, 2009, 12:03 pm, #119231
Epic, an actual "Bricks" poster that is actually funny.


DEATH NOTE CHIBI - Because everyone plays DDR




HAVE A SEAT -




LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm, #242015
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm, #142194
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm, #142175
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm, #142171
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am, #142030
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am, #142028
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am, #142027
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am, #142026
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am, #142022
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am, #142019
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm, #141868

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm, #141863
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm, #141832

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm, #141827
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm, #141825
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm, #141539
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm, #141499
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm, #141470
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm, #141468
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm, #141467
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm, #141464
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm, #141458
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm, #141457
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm, #141453
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm, #141450
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm, #141448
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm, #141447
5 HooRahs!


SUCCESS DOESN'T JUST HAPPEN! -


TAGS: october challenge claire please take note
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by culos

Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:34 am, #249795
No idea what the hell the joke is supposed to mean, but have a 5 for that picture. Go on, have a 5.
happymaster - October 11, 2010, 4:59 pm, #197861
come whip my a** baby


LIFE - Live It


TAGS: live fully tomorrow may not come
Rating: 4.18/5

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GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:34 pm, #146412
Hell, why would you want to live to 40? 5 lb's of Bacon


CHRISTMAS - It's not for everyone.


TAGS: batman christmas not for everyone
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Grim R@per

BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:21 pm, #138161
I lol'd. Nice...


FUTILITY - Nothing wastes time or fails like prayer


TAGS: nothing fails like prayer
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Budog

greenejc - June 8, 2013, 12:55 am, #246440
Funny. Prayer has always worked for me. I guess you just have to read the instructions, huh?
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:07 am, #233004
I can't pray, but can't be against prayers for others... seems to me like a way of meditating for people who needs more of a "frame" for their introspective work... xx
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:15 am, #215992
those were supposed to be seperated...my bad
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:14 am, #215991
Stupidity....praying anyway Insanity.....still expecting it to help
tellitlikeitis - March 31, 2011, 8:39 pm, #215599
Amen.


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